○ Jacob’s the weird type of guy to give people nicknames. He calls his girlfriend ‘Kai’ even though her name is ‘Lily’. (Like where the hell is the correlation?!) She also gave him a nickname, ‘Killer’. She names him that because he would always read a book that had the title ‘The Killer.’ He says it suits him because he loves seeing life being drained out of animals. (Let’s hope it stays just animals.) He’s rude and kind of a dick, and hates old people. “If I ever waste my retirement by sitting in coffee shops at six in the morning, then please kill me.” He said once. He loves jewelry, that he stole from a random person on the streets. (What a menace)!